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Percy: This girl Rachel saved my life by diverting monsters at the hoover dam.
Annabeth: Was she pretty?
Percy: Well-
Annabeth: I hate her.
Percy: But she can see through the mist
Annabeth: So what
Percy: So we need a mortal who can see through the mist to navigate the labyrinth
Annabeth: She's not coming
Percy: But you have no idea how to get through the labyrinth, we'll go mad before we've even found a McDonalds. We need to bring Rachel along.
Annabeth: Don't care, I hate her
Percy: Why
Annabeth: I can't say
Percy: Okay, what do you want to do?
Annabeth: I want to talk about how awesome my ex boyfriend Luke is
Percy: But he's like, actually Kronos, like he's an actual titan trying to kill us all
Annabeth: But I knew him before that and he's so damn handsome.
Percy: Yeah, he looked it when he was trying to kill all of the demigods.
Annabeth: What a dreamboat.
Percy: Anyway Rachel just arrived to tell us some very important prophecy stuff
Annabeth: Well she can get lost can't she.
Percy: She just accepted to go to a finishing school which for someone of her personality is a fate worse than death to be allowed to deliver this message
Annabeth: We don't need her help because I have this irrational dislike for her
Percy: She just literally landed a helicopter with no experience to do it
Annabeth: I could do that in my sleep
Percy: She's taken on the spirit of the Oracle, something nobody could o for years, which means in the line of duty we can still hang out and be friends but she can't be romantically interested in me
Narrator of my life: “and just like that, all her hopes and dreams crashed into the ground and broke into a million little pieces, never to be put together again. She has lost all faith.”
